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Three friends, two straight guys and a gay guy and
their significant others were on a cruise. A tidal wave came up and swamped the ship. They all drowned and the next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter. First came one of the straight guys and his wife. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in... you loved money too much. You loved it so much, you even married a woman named Penny." Then came the second straight guy. "Sorry, can't let you in either...
you loved food too much. You loved it so much you even married a woman
named "Candy."
The gay guy then turned to his boyfriend and whispered nervously, "It
doesn't look good, Dick."